The Unus Annus Archive

Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.

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Unus Annus.

Comments

PunkNoodle

a few years ago i watched this video and I thought it was SO FUNNY. I didn't no what unus annus was, nor was i old enough, lol. In 2023, I discovered unus annus and binge watched it over 2 months. When I saw this video i CRIED.

Jam14ie1

Will she spit or will she shit

kyu

“WILL SHE SPIT OR WILL SHE POO!?!?”

Giana Binning

I'm going to cry, i used to get in so much trouble in 5th grade for fucking around and watching this exact video over and over again because its so funny, and i just found this website last year i think and now I'm a freshmen in high school... I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!

angelica07

lol

EEF

Slay tho

ShnapeShnifter

disgusting

ShnapeShnifter

thumbnail is how I feel when I ask my friend something but ignors me

PunkNoodle

Jam14ie1

Will she spit or will she shit

kyu

“WILL SHE SPIT OR WILL SHE POO!?!?”

Giana Binning

angelica07

lol

EEF

Slay tho

ShnapeShnifter

disgusting

ShnapeShnifter

thumbnail is how I feel when I ask my friend something but ignors me